Friday, August 26, 2005

King Felix


So this is Felix Hernandez. In his first four starts as a Mariner he has allowed approximately a very small amount of runs. Furthermore, his fastball can be described as "really goddamn fast" and his curveball can be easily described as "holy shit." He will be on the mound today against Orlando Hernandez (no relation) of the Chicago White Sox. I predict that the White Sox, despite their sparkling 77-47 record will score somewhere between -2 and -47 runs. This is my prediction. Don't let the baseball know-it-alls like Rob Neyer try to tell you that it's not possible for a team to score a negative amount of runs. This is Felix Hernandez we're talking about here! I mean, look at his hair! Look at it.